Would Tom Ford eat this?
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on March 6, 2011
Embarrassing. But efficient.
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on September 14, 2010
New title for the running list of potential titles of my memoirs/musical.
Baby Donkeys
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on July 24, 2010
While searching for an image of cotton candy, I stumbled across this baby donkey named Cotton Candy.
I was taken aback and my jaw dropped when I saw Cotton. I never knew a baby donkey was so cute. For when you feel like sending me a gift, please make it a baby donkey.
Black or white, cream or grey. It doesn’t matter to me. I’m colorblind. Just buy me a mini donkey and I’ll love you forever. Cotton Candy (left) and Fifi (right) here, are from Flight of Fancy.
As I watch my dog,Charlie, play with a pile of towels, that’s really my cat, Trinity, attacking from underneath, I’m struck my how much Charlie looks like a donkey. That’s more appropriate than the usual case of mistaken identity (“is he a wolf?”).
What do you think?
India is on the left, she’s the baby donkey. Charlie is the one on the right. He’s quietly guarding that amazing stick.
17 July, 2010 23:16
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on July 17, 2010
For Breakfast
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on July 11, 2010
This morning, I called in an order for creamed chipped beef. My country-fried dad would make a similar recipe, which he called SOS (shit on a shingle). Class act. This is one of those disgusting dishes that you dream about.
The creamed chipped beef (CCB) comes with a waffle and potatoes. So that’s toast, covered in cream gravy, with a little bit of beef sprinkled in, potatoes on the side and a waffle. It’s carb-erific.
9 July, 2010 07:47
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on July 9, 2010
My eyelids are sweating. I blame the media.
It’s video time
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on July 5, 2010
This first one is specifically for Ms. K. But she already knew that.
My Pumps from Erikatoure.
Bulletproof from La Roux
The Slooter and The Snijder
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on July 3, 2010
This post started as a comparison of Wesley Snijder and van der Sloot; they look a lot alike.
But more importantly, why is the Slooter riding a girl bike? If he would steal a girl’s bike, he would kill her. Obvees.
http://thatsyourboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/25691262/joran-van-der-sloot-is-your-boyfriend
What We Learned Today*
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on July 3, 2010
1) FIFA was celebrating Anti-discrimination Day. Why so serious at a soccer game? What happened to Crazy Sock Day or Opposite Day or Rodeo Day?
2) The Oxford “-er” is good and bad, but mostly good.
The Good Ones
Puffer
Nickers
Peelers
Britters and Timbers
(Brit-Brit and JT)
Penners
Tucker (tranny)
Eccer (exercise)
The Bad Ones
Preggers
Champers (for champagne)
3) A baby gremlin is a widget. A gremlin is probably a goblin. This is probably a widget.
4) Never pose in this position for any camera. Not matter how good of friends I am with the photographer. Britters, what happened? Now that I’ve seen this, I’ll probably strike this pose tonight. Or maybe save it for my Missouri adventure. I think it could be quite popular at a VFW.
*The story of this post: After many drinks with a friend I stumbled into bed. With my live-in lover away for 10 days, I had only Charlie (my handsome devil of a dog) to talk to. I started talking and began my musing to Charlie with the phrase, what did we learn today. He listened and took notes, which I translated above.
No title
Posted by mysweetmusings in Uncategorized on June 26, 2010










