I’m always looking for new ways to creep people out while on the bus. I usually can’t even compete with the true weirdos that join me on my way to work, but I try. Today, I found a new way to creep.
It started like any other morning bus ride. I stepped on to a mildly busy bus and took the first empty seat (I, of course, like to spread out). I sat behind this cool kid who rides the morning bus with me. He had on guy liner, a black hoodie and a black and white checked scarf. Here’s what I know about him: he wears mostly black, he’s not gay (but “gets that all the time”), he paints his fingernails, he works part time, and goes to beauty school full-time.
The ride was uneventful. But when this dude stood up to walk out I saw a little head peaking out of his dancewear duffle bag. It had blonde hair and made me want to start carry one with me. Because dude is in beauty school, it was obviioulsy one of those training heads. I see these things at the thrift stores every once-in-a-while.
I don’t know why he had it hidden in his bag. That sort of thing will certainly keep strangers away. Well, now that I think about it, maybe its better to keep your heads in your duffel bag.
p.s. I finally dropped my e-diets. What a waste of money. If I ever spend money on a diet product again, it will be on fat camp. I would love to go to fat camp- it would have to be intense and last at least three months.
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