Embarrassing. But efficient.

New title for the running list of potential titles of my memoirs/musical.


Baby Donkeys

While searching for an image of cotton candy, I stumbled across this baby donkey named Cotton Candy.

I was taken aback and my jaw dropped when I saw Cotton.  I never knew a baby donkey was so cute. For when you feel like sending me a gift, please make it a baby donkey.

Black or white, cream or grey.  It doesn’t matter to me. I’m colorblind.  Just buy me a mini donkey and I’ll love you forever. Cotton Candy (left) and Fifi (right) here, are from Flight of Fancy.

As I watch my dog,Charlie, play with a pile of towels, that’s really my cat, Trinity, attacking from underneath, I’m struck my how much Charlie looks like a donkey.  That’s more appropriate than the usual case of mistaken identity (“is he a wolf?”).

What do you think?

India is on the left, she’s the baby donkey. Charlie is the one on the right. He’s quietly guarding that amazing stick.

Why do I still like NKOTB?

I would even drop my panties (if I wore them) at the site of Jordon. Neither he nor I would enjoy the sex, but we would do it out duty. We would have more fun playing with his hair.  He’s the one in the tight, black v-neck with the dark-wash hip-huggers and the studded the belt.

If you're wondering, that is BSB on the same stage with NKOTB. the video--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_ekCHKV1E8

A close-up for you and me.

Jordan? What are you doing with those feet?

I may be jumping to conclusions but are those two-toned calf high boots with your jeans tucked in?

I chose to focus on the nostalgia but there is more to this video other than Jordan. There’s a costume change that involves a blazer. Jonathan is incredibly uncomfortable in front of a home video camera; he keeps running off stage. The dance moves are lame and the icing on this fairy-cake is the group bear-hug at the end.


Why does this still happen?

Subject of an e-mail I received this morning:

“slap her silly with your huge schlong”

Do guys really want to slap us with their dicks?  Does this advertising work? It must. Scary.

The body of the e-mail, it’s even worse.  I have to say, it is catchy.

Women say: size matters

According to a recent psychology journal:

86% of babes claim they wouldn’t consider dating a ‘small’ male

94% of sluts say their boyfriend’s girth is critical to reaching pleasure

Why disappoint babes?  Boost your size and enjoy the confidence
to pick up sluts and make them moan between the sheets.

PotenCX is guaranteed to increase your tool by at least 2.7 inches in 21 days. 

I’ll send your initial bottle absolutely free-of-charge as a trial.

p.s. while I was searching for an appropriate pic, I came across a lot of penis pics.  Can we all agree that shaving the balls is not cute.  Who likes this?  I really don’t think girls, aka sluts, like shaved balls. Maybe guys like it, gay and straight, but guys need to shave according to their audience.  Dudes, no more razors near the balls. I’m also going to throw out a hypotheses: Men who shave their balls spend more time with porn than with face-to-face action.

Here’s the look I would give those shaved balls.


I also found these horrible renderings of lady parts.  What’s up with this pacman style pussy?


Can’t we all just stop with the incessant pubic hair removal. Don’t get me wrong, I did the “landing strip”, the “diamond”, the “butterfly”, the “half target”, the “devil’s beard.” It had its place, but enough.  Sure, it can be fun and something to do when you’re bored.  But as maintainance, it’s ridiculous. And, if you’re a porn star or stripper, you must shave. It’s part of your job. 

For the rest of us, let’s try a natural or trimmed pub region and see what happens. Will Jesus condemn us to hell? Perhaps.  Let’s get vintage. Let’s get crazy.