I’m going to try a new diet technique that involves toothpaste. I usually make a deliberate effort to spit out my toothpaste when I brush. This is because it makes me nauseous. Well, it’s taken me all these years to realize this is exactly what I need.
Toothpaste, I love you.
From here on out, I will swallow my toothpaste. This genius idea (remember, I’m a complete genius wasting my time on this blog and in my routine existence) spawned further contemplation on the many uses of toothpaste. Growing up my mom used toothpaste as a household fix-it-all. We filled in holes in the wall, she would mix it will baking soda and clean everything in the bathroom with it, and she preferred to wash her veggies in a toothpaste mixture.
If you want more ideas on toothpaste…here’s someonelses list… http://www.wisebread.com/two-dozen-uses-for-toothpaste-aside-from-cleaning-your-teeth