Housekeeping for Memoir Titles

Additions to my memoir title candidate list:

Shoulders Back

Spirals and Scantrons

Almost Me

A Life a Little More Awkward

No Grace or Ease of Movement

An Awkward Turn in the Road

You’re Embarrassing Yourself

Stop Making Me Laugh, It Hurts

An Awkward Pause

I’m Gonna’ Need a Bigger Bra

Can You See My Panties

Is My Family Showing

But, She has Such a Pretty Face

Ladies Don’t Talk Like That

Act Like We Don’t Know Each Other

Not Everyone is Special

I’ll Be Okay, Just Hand Me My Lipgloss

How My Shoulder Shimmy Got Me Through

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New titles for my upcoming memoir

You can expect my memoir in the coming years.  In the meantime, I’m working on titles and have two additions to the list.  Additions are in red.

Magician’s Assistant (awkward picture of me as a teenager, see below)

Where can we go, what can we eat?

A Life a Little More Awkward

No Grace or Ease of Movement

An Awkward Turn in the Road

You’re Embarrassing Yourself

Stop Making Me Laugh, It Hurts

An Awkward Pause

I’m Gonna’ Need a Bigger Bra

Can You See My Panties

Is My Family Showing

But, She has Such a Pretty Face

Ladies Don’t Talk Like That

Act Like We Don’t Know Each Other

Not Everyone is Special

I’ll Be Okay, Just Hand Me My Lipgloss

How My Shoulder Shimmy Got Me Through

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Titles of my memoir

A Life a Little More Awkward

No Grace or Ease of Movement

An Awkward Turn in the Road

You’re Embarrassing Yourself

Stop Making Me Laugh, It Hurts

An Awkward Pause

I’m Gonna’ Need a Bigger Bra

Can You See My Panties

Is My Family Showing

But, She has Such a Pretty Face

Ladies Don’t Talk Like That

Act Like We Don’t Know Each Other

Not Everyone is Special

I’ll Be Okay, Just Hand Me My Lipgloss

How My Shoulder Shimmy Got Me Through