Subject of an e-mail I received this morning:
“slap her silly with your huge schlong”
Do guys really want to slap us with their dicks? Does this advertising work? It must. Scary.
The body of the e-mail, it’s even worse. I have to say, it is catchy.
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86% of babes claim they wouldn’t consider dating a ‘small’ male
94% of sluts say their boyfriend’s girth is critical to reaching pleasure
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p.s. while I was searching for an appropriate pic, I came across a lot of penis pics. Can we all agree that shaving the balls is not cute. Who likes this? I really don’t think girls, aka sluts, like shaved balls. Maybe guys like it, gay and straight, but guys need to shave according to their audience. Dudes, no more razors near the balls. I’m also going to throw out a hypotheses: Men who shave their balls spend more time with porn than with face-to-face action.
Here’s the look I would give those shaved balls.
I also found these horrible renderings of lady parts. What’s up with this pacman style pussy?
Can’t we all just stop with the incessant pubic hair removal. Don’t get me wrong, I did the “landing strip”, the “diamond”, the “butterfly”, the “half target”, the “devil’s beard.” It had its place, but enough. Sure, it can be fun and something to do when you’re bored. But as maintainance, it’s ridiculous. And, if you’re a porn star or stripper, you must shave. It’s part of your job.
For the rest of us, let’s try a natural or trimmed pub region and see what happens. Will Jesus condemn us to hell? Perhaps. Let’s get vintage. Let’s get crazy.